Ribbit.Read.Run.

I teach 16-21 year olds how to read. I have recently become physically active. My wit never ceases to amaze.

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A conversation with a 19 year old junior.

Student: Ms. Foster, do you have any tissue?
Me: No, sweetie, I am all out.
Student: Well, will you write me a pass to pick the boogie out of my nose?
Me: ...when you finish your classwork.
Student: Ms. Foster, write me a pass!
Me: ...when you finish your classwork.
Student sticks finger up nose, digs around for a hot minute.
Student: Look at my finger. Now can I go.
20 minutes later.
Student: Ms. Foster, smell my hand. It's all clean and shit!